We tested your message:   I didn't realize my green Sharpie had leaked until after I rubbed my eye. Now I look like David Bowie did in the 70s.

Your FUNNY score:   46

Your CONFUSING score:   37

Your OFFENSIVE score:   26

Our method: We showed your message to a sample of people as part of a large and ongoing research project. We measured the extent to which each person found your message funny, confusing, or offensive (to either themselves or someone else). Your FUNNY, CONFUSING, and OFFENSIVE scores represent the responses of many people, and your scores are benchmarked against 20 messages from widely followed Twitter accounts, including messages from Conan O'Brian (television host and comedian), Joel McHale (actor and comedian), Andy Borowitz (writer and comedian), Ken Jennings (Jeopardy! contestant and author), Dolly Parton (musician and actress), William Shatner (actor and author), and Jeffrey Levy (Director of Web Communications, Environmental Protection Agency).